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Today, I was painting my bedroom walls, when I was struck with an uncontrollable bout of diarrhea. I had to watch helplessly from the en-suite bathroom as my 2 year old daughter painted a lovely picture for me, all over my new $500 sofa. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25984) - you deserved it (7604)

On 03/28/2011 at 8:31pm - kids - by ohshit (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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and you couldn't yell out to stop ?!?!

#6 - On 03/29/2011 at 12:07am by jen993

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ahhh Poocasso strikes again!! paints while you helplessly sit on the toilet taking a dump.

#5 - On 03/29/2011 at 12:06am by Rebe

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