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Today, I was painting my bedroom walls, when I was struck with an uncontrollable bout of diarrhea. I had to watch helplessly from the en-suite bathroom as my 2 year old daughter painted a lovely picture for me, all over my new $500 sofa. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21291) - you deserved it (7034)

On 03/28/2011 at 8:31pm - kids - by ohshit (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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and you couldn't yell out to stop ?!?!

#6 - On 03/29/2011 at 12:07am by jen993

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I'm trying to figure out why you would let a 2 year old loose in a hazardous part of the house that more than likely is oozing with paint fumes. Not to mention toddlers like to touch everything, wet paint not being an exception. I don't know your home life or the reasoning behind letting a 2 year old loose but it seems obvious to me that the best time to paint would be "nap-time" - Or, asking a friend to take the kid out to the park for the day. . .Hell, even paying a High School kid to babysit. . .Don't need much credentials when you're home and just hiring somebody to watch her in other areas of the house.

#15 - On 03/29/2011 at 12:21am by Egnar

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