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Today, I'm babysitting three children under the age of seven. They have no discipline, don't listen, scream all the time, won't nap, terrorize my dog, and have peed their pants a collective 5 times today. I am not getting paid for this. Their mother has no plans to come get them any time soon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37180) - you deserved it (9188)

On 03/24/2011 at 11:36pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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why did u agree to it in the first place.

#1 - On 03/25/2011 at 4:06am by uccello

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YDI for not doing it for no reason. I mean I would understand if it were your mom

#4 - On 03/25/2011 at 4:08am by MrLaryRottweila

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