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Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29918) - you deserved it (43707)

On 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm - kids - by failureparent (man) - United States (California)

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My dad doesn't know I have an xbox. He'd do the same thing hahaha. So I only play when he goes away on business trips which is regular enough anyway.

#5 - On 03/21/2011 at 3:39am by marinus

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...WOW. That's some serious addiction right there. That boy needs therapy.

Seriously though OP, you don't need to go that far. You can RROD an XBox 360 just by looking at it the wrong way. I should know -- I own one. -_-

#8 - On 03/21/2011 at 3:42am by paprikacha

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