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Today, I dragged my son along with me to a work party because I didn't want him home by himself. Halfway through, he stood up and made an announcement about my pregnancy. I had to explain to all my coworkers and my boss that I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat. FML

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On 03/20/2011 at 12:26am - kids - by embarassed - United States (New Jersey)

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he sounds awesome and likable, also he sounds over 13, so you should have left him at home he's old enough

#4 - On 03/20/2011 at 6:37am by techweed

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well that was dumb... should have left him home

#1 - On 03/20/2011 at 6:34am by Naitras

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