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Today, I dragged my son along with me to a work party because I didn't want him home by himself. Halfway through, he stood up and made an announcement about my pregnancy. I had to explain to all my coworkers and my boss that I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26610) - you deserved it (7360)

On 03/20/2011 at 12:26am - kids - by embarassed - United States (New Jersey)

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he sounds awesome and likable, also he sounds over 13, so you should have left him at home he's old enough

#4 - On 03/20/2011 at 6:37am by techweed

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Get a babysitter or don't go. Children don't belong at work parties unless expressly invited.

#5 - On 03/20/2011 at 6:38am by _t_is_I

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