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Today, my daughter went potty. Just as she always does, she came up to me and announced, "I flushed, and wiped, and shut the light off." Then she did something brand new. She covered my face with her hand and asked, "Do these fingers smell?" They did. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31960) - you deserved it (4775)

On 03/17/2011 at 12:04am - kids - by Username -

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well ain't that some shit

#1 - On 03/17/2011 at 7:06am by LittleMonsterSam

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Did you teach her to wash her hands? If not, well, you know where I'm going with this.

#2 - On 03/17/2011 at 7:06am by ImaginaryFoe

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