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Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML

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On 03/02/2011 at 9:49pm - kids - by elfy2 -

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man I hate parents like that

#1 - On 03/03/2011 at 2:21am by linopz224

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Some kids need to be beaten. Parents too.

#5 - On 03/03/2011 at 2:25am by intheboot

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