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Today, I went to my son's high school play. The moment I arrived at the auditorium, I shouted out his name to let him know I made it. Thinking I was a student, a teacher yelled, "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" Scared out of my mind, I quickly obeyed, to mass giggling from the kids. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10425) - you deserved it (22933)

On 02/24/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by Annie (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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oh God, you're one of THOSE mums!

#9 - On 02/24/2011 at 10:25am by pennies_lane

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don't embarrass kids like that

#2 - On 02/24/2011 at 10:18am by flamegrilled123

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