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Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37332) - you deserved it (7338)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

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most awesome kid ever!

#1 - On 02/02/2011 at 6:07am by davidjr_saldana

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Throw your brother down the stairs and say he got tumblred.

#24 - On 02/02/2011 at 7:03am by Lolzords

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