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Today, I was babysitting a four year old. He was mad and began hitting me. I told him to use his words not his fists when he's mad. He then began telling me how much he hated me and that I should go die and never come back. FML

I agree, your life sucks (36950) - you deserved it (13019)

On 04/29/2009 at 9:34pm - kids - by GirlinGreen - United States (Washington)

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