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Today, I was babysitting a four year old. He was mad and began hitting me. I told him to use his words not his fists when he's mad. He then began telling me how much he hated me and that I should go die and never come back. FML

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On 04/29/2009 at 9:34pm - kids - by GirlinGreen - United States (Washington)

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And? He's four, four-year-olds are jerks and need their ass kicked.

#1 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:26am by survivalism

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What the hell did you do to him anyway? I certainly didn't go around demanding people's deaths when I was four.

#2 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:27am by vxjazz

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