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Today, I went to the hospital to visit my aunt and her newborn baby. The receptionist gave me the room number, and I went and my aunt was in the bathroom so I cuddle the baby, only to find that the woman who came out of the bathroom was a complete stranger. I was holding her baby. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23365) - you deserved it (5607)

On 01/23/2011 at 2:21am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Who the fuck are you to touch someone's newborn baby without asking them first?

Lots of people want to restrict their baby's exposure to others for a span of time -- six weeks, for example -- to isolate them from a wide range of germs. You are a selfish, disrespectful punk for grabbing a newborn without its mom's permission.

#12 - On 01/23/2011 at 10:14am by perdix

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You should've checked the name.

#8 - On 01/23/2011 at 10:06am by dancingqueen5678

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