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Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26664) - you deserved it (5524)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

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I love your kid, lol.

#5 - On 01/13/2011 at 5:07pm by Domo_Arigato7

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I would beat you with a book
I would claw you with a hook
I will smack you with a bat
I will smother you with my fat
I could set your hair on fire
I could choke you with piano wire
I'll kill you, I don't give a damn
Just get outta my face, Sam-I-Am

From the unabridged version of "Green Eggs & Ham"

#28 - On 01/13/2011 at 5:55pm by perdix

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