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Today, I got diarrhea while on a trip with my daughters. At our third stop, I had to sit in the stall listening to my 5 year-old informing everyone who came in that "mommy is stopping at EVERY bathroom to poop." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19612) - you deserved it (2194)

On 01/07/2011 at 3:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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lmao kids are just funny . but fyl for that I'd be si embarrassed

#1 - On 01/07/2011 at 10:02am by xoxilovesoccerxo

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I suggest when she turn 15 and has friends over...you should do the same....REVENGE B*TCH!

#38 - On 03/25/2011 at 10:14pm by VAGINO5

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