Today, while changing my clothes, my 3 year old daughter informed me that I looked like a zebra. Noticing my shocked face, she tried comforting me by telling me I was a pretty zebra because I was a purple zebra. She was talking about my stretch marks. FML

by jenabp / 01/03/2011 at 1:56pm / United States (Arizona) / Kids

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  • she's a kid...let it least you know you taught her well, because she tried to comfort you :)

    #4 - On 01/03/2011 at 7:52pm by hkgirl89

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  • Oh poor you, stretch marks are a bitch.

    #1 - On 01/03/2011 at 7:51pm by EllaMadSage

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