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Today, while changing my clothes, my 3 year old daughter informed me that I looked like a zebra. Noticing my shocked face, she tried comforting me by telling me I was a pretty zebra because I was a purple zebra. She was talking about my stretch marks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30096) - you deserved it (4052)

On 01/03/2011 at 1:56pm - kids - by jenabp - United States (Arizona)

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Oh poor you, stretch marks are a bitch.

#1 - On 01/03/2011 at 7:51pm by EllaMadSage

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she's a kid...let it slide...at least you know you taught her well, because she tried to comfort you :)

#4 - On 01/03/2011 at 7:52pm by hkgirl89

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