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Today, I took my kids to the doctor. In the waiting room, a six year old boy walked up to me, punched me in the crotch, and ran away with my glasses. When the kid's parents made him give me my glasses back, he spat on them. FML

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On 12/27/2010 at 6:29am - kids - by DeadDude -

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Freaking people need to learn how to raise their kids. What a little brat.

#3 - On 12/27/2010 at 1:11pm by White_Fury

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You shoulda put a beatdown on the little bastard, Four-Eyes. I mean, he's at the doctor's in the first place, he might as well get some wounds treated while he's there.

#4 - On 12/27/2010 at 1:14pm by perdix

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