Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, my toddler stood up in the shopping cart and fell giving himself a black eye. Later while at a restaurant he tried to stand up in his highchair. I quickly blurted out "Sit down! Do you want another one of those?" while pointing at his eye. Now the waiter wont stop glaring at me. FML

#14209243
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33282) - you deserved it (7641)

On 12/15/2010 at 12:42am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

anonymous's life also sucks
Today, I found out that the fat sweaty guy at my job frequently uses my rub-on deodorant…

Anonymous also deserved it
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I…

Top comments

Now the waiter thinks that you're an abusive parent. Watch your back OP, your toddler is trying to put you away while he plans to rule the world!

#2 - On 12/15/2010 at 6:02am by lol_ironic_life

See in context

+34 | 9

We all know he didn't fall off a cart... He's actually the world's youngest professional boxer

#3 - On 12/15/2010 at 6:08am by DakotaCat

See in context

+29 | 4

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Max Grünfeld's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Worst Sisters Ever
  • Growing up with a sister can be a good thing. If you're a guy, it can teach you about girls and how to interact with them so you won't grow up to be a sexist idiot who's afraid of women and who can only…

Monday 17 June 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by