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Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML

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On 12/05/2010 at 8:53am - kids - by Ed - United States (California)

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At least your walls are pretty now?

#1 - On 12/05/2010 at 1:45pm by YouMentalFreaks

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put paper on the wall for her to draw on.

dont give her any more markers or crayon or color pencils until she learns her lesson

just...
idk WATCH HER

#6 - On 12/05/2010 at 1:47pm by SuperNinjaa

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