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Today, while babysitting, I brought over some colouring-in sheets as an activity. I said that I should bring some Christmas-themed ones for next time. The little girl then turned to me and said "If there is a next time." I've been put on probation by an 8-year-old. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17486) - you deserved it (3228)

On 11/22/2010 at 11:33am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

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Why are you listening to an 8 year old?

#2 - On 11/22/2010 at 1:09pm by iAccidentally

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You fail.

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"Oh, your right. I forgot. If I murder you and bury your body in the backyard, I won't have to come back to this festering crap-hole you call a house. Now go to bed, I need to sharpen my axe."

#33 - On 11/22/2010 at 5:13pm by redacted

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