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Today, while babysitting, I brought over some colouring-in sheets as an activity. I said that I should bring some Christmas-themed ones for next time. The little girl then turned to me and said "If there is a next time." I've been put on probation by an 8-year-old. FML

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On 11/22/2010 at 11:33am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

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Why are you listening to an 8 year old?

#2 - On 11/22/2010 at 1:09pm by iAccidentally

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I'm sure the 8-year-old is the one in charge of hiring babysitters. Who cares what she says?

#20 - On 11/22/2010 at 2:04pm by starberries

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