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Today, I was playing with my four month old daughter, flying her in the air like an airplane. I open my mouth saying 'Weeee', and she vomited on my face. FML

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On 11/06/2010 at 1:18am - kids - by Username - France

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dude how th efff did u not see that commin? 4 month old?

#20 - On 11/06/2010 at 12:06pm by Flord

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My cousin was doing the airplane thing with me when I was little, and she gave me a stick of gum beforehand. The gum ended up being spat in her hair.

#24 - On 11/06/2010 at 12:36pm by nerdsgetmehot

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