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Today, I was playing with my four month old daughter, flying her in the air like an airplane. I open my mouth saying 'Weeee', and she vomited on my face. FML


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On 11/06/2010 at 1:18am - kids - by Username - France

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My cousin was doing the airplane thing with me when I was little, and she gave me a stick of gum beforehand. The gum ended up being spat in her hair.

#24 - On 11/06/2010 at 12:36pm by nerdsgetmehot

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The price you pay to make your baby smile. All babies love the flying game. Next time don't do it right after they eat. But they still might vomit none the less.

#8 - On 11/06/2010 at 10:56am by sourgirl101

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