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Today, I came home to find my younger daughter left her silly band collection on the carpet in front of the fireplace. I now have melted unicorns and princesses stuck in my carpet. FML


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On 11/04/2010 at 5:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Watch that become the next big thing in the carpet industry: The Silly Band Carpet, only available from Empire Today!

#5 - On 11/04/2010 at 9:11pm by Fortuitous

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I love silly bands :)

#1 - On 11/04/2010 at 9:07pm by sweet_candy_

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