Today, I was running a marathon for my school. Two hot girls started talking to me, so I glanced at them and smiled. I turned back, just in time to knee a little boy in the face. FML

by Anonymous / 10/31/2010 at 11:34am / United States (California) / Kids

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  • Are you on dope?

    Did this really happen or are you just dreaming it? Were these "two hot girl" runners or spectators of the marathon? What was a little boy doing on the race course? Are you high-stepping for 26 miles, 385 yards?

    #4 - On 10/31/2010 at 2:22pm by perdix

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  • The world does not kneed another child abuser.

    #6 - On 10/31/2010 at 2:23pm by Fortuitous

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