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Today, I was running a marathon for my school. Two hot girls started talking to me, so I glanced at them and smiled. I turned back, just in time to knee a little boy in the face. FML


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On 10/31/2010 at 11:34am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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Are you on dope?

Did this really happen or are you just dreaming it? Were these "two hot girl" runners or spectators of the marathon? What was a little boy doing on the race course? Are you high-stepping for 26 miles, 385 yards?

#4 - On 10/31/2010 at 2:22pm by perdix

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The world does not kneed another child abuser.

#6 - On 10/31/2010 at 2:23pm by Fortuitous

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