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Today, I came home from work. I was really tired and told my son that I would make him dinner later. He called the cops saying, "Mommy won't feed me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26891) - you deserved it (4283)

On 10/17/2010 at 12:52pm - kids - by Lauren Smith - United States (California)

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Spanking. That is all.

#9 - On 10/17/2010 at 5:11pm by DocBastard

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Good. Now your son has you on a leash.

#3 - On 10/17/2010 at 5:06pm by FirstBornUnicorn

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