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Today, while working the cash register at my job, a little kid was running around with products while his mom was checking out. She told him she was going to give me his PSP if he didn't stop. He responded by throwing a bag of coffee beans at my face. I didn't even get to keep his PSP. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20957) - you deserved it (2764)

On 10/06/2010 at 9:15pm - kids - by BagelShmear - United States (Florida)

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well i wouldnt expect her to give it to you anyways. its a psp afterall. still fml

#1 - On 10/07/2010 at 3:08am by Timbits93

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I would say something about how parents suck now days but whatever I say on here makes me get banned cause it starts a huge argument, so I'm keeping my thoughts to myself.

#17 - On 10/07/2010 at 3:38am by WingsFan80

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