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Today, while working the cash register at my job, a little kid was running around with products while his mom was checking out. She told him she was going to give me his PSP if he didn't stop. He responded by throwing a bag of coffee beans at my face. I didn't even get to keep his PSP. FML


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On 10/06/2010 at 9:15pm - kids - by BagelShmear - United States (Florida)

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well i wouldnt expect her to give it to you anyways. its a psp afterall. still fml

#1 - On 10/07/2010 at 3:08am by Timbits93

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Seriously? My parents would have gone through with the threat. Then again, toys weren't nearly as expensive when I was a child compared to all of the electronics kids have now.

#3 - On 10/07/2010 at 3:11am by Mirorbo

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