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Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year old son answered the door and when he saw me said, 'oh great, it's YOU' and slammed the door in my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25434) - you deserved it (4549)

On 10/03/2010 at 3:40am - kids - by notyouagain (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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lmaoo you must be extremely annoying

#2 - On 10/03/2010 at 10:09am by failblorg

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So spank him. Done.

#9 - On 10/03/2010 at 10:12am by DocBastard

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