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Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37866) - you deserved it (4071)

On 10/02/2010 at 1:07am - kids - by notsoonenufdeparted - United States (California)

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Obviously you're doing something wrong. A child that young should be crying his little ass off even thinking about his mum dying.

#3 - On 10/02/2010 at 6:12am by LebowskiAchiever

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Your kid is sadistic, but at least he's honest.

#10 - On 10/02/2010 at 6:33am by FFML_314

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