Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML

by notsoonenufdeparted / 10/02/2010 at 1:07am / United States (California) / Kids

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  • Obviously you're doing something wrong. A child that young should be crying his little ass off even thinking about his mum dying.

    #3 - On 10/02/2010 at 6:12am by LebowskiAchiever

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  • Your kid is sadistic, but at least he's honest.

    #10 - On 10/02/2010 at 6:33am by FFML_314

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