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Today, I was moving. While packing, I found an old photo that had been laying face down in the bottom of a drawer for some time, and some of the ink transfered to the drawer lining. There is now an image of my ex-girlfriend's face permanently burned into the bottom of my nightstand drawer. FML

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On 09/11/2010 at 12:53am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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So, she's been watching you in bed the whole time. Now, she'll be watching you as long as you own that nightstand.

Creepy.

#6 - On 09/11/2010 at 6:23am by perdix

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so have some fun with it and draw things on her face.

#37 - On 09/11/2010 at 8:46am by winslow310560

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