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Today, it's my nephew's second birthday. He was sitting on my lap, so I started tickling him. He laughed and squirmed so much, he smashed his mouth on my desk. Two bloody hours at the hospital later, he has no two front teeth. FML


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On 08/31/2010 at 12:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Poor thing. He'll probably hate tickling for the rest of his life now haha

#5 - On 08/31/2010 at 5:38pm by Ipreferbroccoli

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Even if they are the milky teeth, the poor kid will spend wuite a long time teethless. That is quite a big problem, isn't it? I'm not blaming you, but the poor kid will be angry in the future.

#12 - On 08/31/2010 at 5:47pm by mindlessengineer

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