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Today, it's my nephew's second birthday. He was sitting on my lap, so I started tickling him. He laughed and squirmed so much, he smashed his mouth on my desk. Two bloody hours at the hospital later, he has no two front teeth. FML

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On 08/31/2010 at 12:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Poor thing. He'll probably hate tickling for the rest of his life now haha

#5 - On 08/31/2010 at 5:38pm by Ipreferbroccoli

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if hes two they are milk teeth, bad but not the end of the world

#1 - On 08/31/2010 at 5:32pm by JINJANINJA

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