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Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (75444) - you deserved it (11392)

On 04/22/2009 at 5:46pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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