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Today, my sister and I drove 800 miles with her five-year-old, her two-year-old, and her two dogs. The two-year-old got carsick five times, adding an extra three hours to the trip. The kickers? My sister is sympathy spewer and neither of them chews food very well. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23824) - you deserved it (3106)

On 07/25/2010 at 2:17am - kids - by longdrive (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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Take a plane next time.

#3 - On 07/25/2010 at 10:09am by Pleasure_Pirate

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a sympathy spewer is like that when you see someone puke, you puke too.

#59 - On 08/09/2010 at 10:45am by rottentomatoes

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