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Today sister an I drove 800 miles with her five-year-old her two-year-old an her two dogs !! The two-year-old got carsick five times adding an extra three hours to the trip !! The kickers? My sister is sympathy spewer an neither of them chews food very well !! mega FML


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On 07/25/2010 at 2:17am - kids - by longdrive (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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Take a plane next time.

#3 - On 07/25/2010 at 10:09am by Pleasure_Pirate

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a sympathy spewer is like that when you see someone puke, you puke too.

#59 - On 08/09/2010 at 10:45am by rottentomatoes

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