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Today, my sister and I drove 800 miles with her five-year-old, her two-year-old, and her two dogs. The two-year-old got carsick five times, adding an extra three hours to the trip. The kickers? My sister is sympathy spewer and neither of them chews food very well. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17590) - you deserved it (2196)

On 07/25/2010 at 2:17am - kids - by longdrive (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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