Today, my sister and I drove 800 miles with her five-year-old, her two-year-old, and her two dogs. The two-year-old got carsick five times, adding an extra three hours to the trip. The kickers? My sister is sympathy spewer and neither of them chews food very well. FML
I agree, your life sucks (14791) - you totally deserved it (1745)
On 07/25/2010 at 2:17am - kids - by longdrive (woman) - United States (Arizona)
(0)Mmmm, let me try and isolate the individual words, and see if I can figure it out for you...
alternatively, you could just think about it for yourself....
hahahahaha, sorry, of course you couldn't...
Beat you to it, again, pendatik.
(0)Even if you aren't familiar with the term, is it that hard to figure it out? Or go to UrbanDictionary? Or maybe even Google? Really.
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"One who vomits upon seeing, hearing, and/or, smelling someone else vomit despite any physical ailment"
gotta love urban dictionary :)
#29 - On 07/25/2010 at 11:20am by katTKD
(0)someone who pukes at the sight of seeing someone else puke
#38 - On 07/25/2010 at 12:46pm by SexiAmber1990
(0)Go to dollar store pick up two trash cans and five air fresheners and some benodrl and tums
#40 - On 07/25/2010 at 12:58pm by SeanFredrick
(0)this reminds me of the time i threw up in that water fountain at Fiesta
#43 - On 07/25/2010 at 2:34pm by mfmylifesrsly
(0)I dont know what OP is complaining about, they were vomiting, which is a horrible gross feeling. But It all adds to the fun and games of family cartrips!
#48 - On 07/25/2010 at 6:23pm by smileanyway
(0)hahaha once I found out what a sympathy spewer was (thanks to urban dictionary) it all made sense.
#49 - On 07/25/2010 at 6:57pm by pajamurao
(0)So the sister and baby can puke on the plane too?
#31 - On 07/25/2010 at 11:30am by thesunsetglow
(0)At least they have barf bags, and pay other people to clean up any misses.
#46 - On 07/25/2010 at 4:48pm by TheIrishJaneDoe
(0)"One who vomits upon seeing, hearing, and/or, smelling someone else vomit despite any physical ailment."
(0)Mmmm, let me try and isolate the individual words, and see if I can figure it out for you...
alternatively, you could just think about it for yourself....
hahahahaha, sorry, of course you couldn't...
Edit:- damnit, iicaptain, you had to didn't you?
(0)You never got my answer to that other convo? Yeah, you did, cos you tries to offended me did offended me also. Hope that clears it up, as the STD doctor said.
(0)Thanks iicaptain!
@Pendatik-Guess he beat ya too it :P
#14 - On 07/25/2010 at 10:17am by JackedUpOnMtnDew
(0)wait I don't get the last part... but fyl (from what I understand)
#23 - On 07/25/2010 at 10:44am by kocoman500
(0)lol @ people being confused over sympathy spewer.
anyhoo, take vomit bags next time. at least u won't have to see chunks of food to deduce they don't chew well.
eww.
#24 - On 07/25/2010 at 10:51am by scroojilicious
(0)Sucks; kids and dogs suck.*
[*as in, they generally suck at taking on long jorneys due to their short attention span and their need to poop and throw up]
(0)Why is this so confusing? Read number 11 or 29! It's really not that hard to understand :)
#41 - On 07/25/2010 at 1:04pm by drpepperrules
(0)I read this FML thru 6 times, and i still don't understand. it all looks like a bunch of mushed up words together. Sorry OP.
#44 - On 07/25/2010 at 3:37pm by Elizabeth123654
(0)Once you get carsick you don't get carsick again unless you eat. I highly doubt the baby ate 5 times. I know this because I've been puking my guts out in cars for 15 years.
#50 - On 07/26/2010 at 4:04am by your_mother
(0)Actually, you can. My cousin threw up 4 times in a car when she was younger. I can safely say she didn't eat anything between those times. No food in the car, and there's no food on the side of a motorway.
#52 - On 07/26/2010 at 3:52pm by The_Disturbed
(0)the dogs are there for a reason.
regurgitation cleaning abilities--they has them.
#51 - On 07/26/2010 at 10:45am by roflinyourwaffle
(0)a sympathy spewer is like that when you see someone puke, you puke too.
#59 - On 08/09/2010 at 10:45am by rottentomatoes
