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Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27134) - you deserved it (9963)

On 07/24/2010 at 1:09am - kids - by HarvestMoon_gal (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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this fml is wierd the body is programmer to automatically pull your hand back whenever you touch something hot the bodys natural impulse is NOT to slam your hand down Idk WTF is wrong with u lol

#8 - On 07/24/2010 at 7:07am by gamefreak935

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time to get the disinfectant and a cold towel out

#1 - On 07/24/2010 at 6:48am by suppressed08

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