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Today, I was twenty minutes into babysitting my twin baby cousins when I realized that there are no diapers to be found anywhere in the house. I have no way to get a hold of my aunt, no money to buy new diapers, and I don't even have a way to get to the store in the first place. The next few hours are going to be lovely. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33644) - you deserved it (4376)

On 06/24/2010 at 5:38pm - kids - by babysitter (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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well that was prettty irresponsible of your aunt

#11 - On 06/24/2010 at 8:49pm by catherine012

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keep them on their parents bed and let them go crazy because they were dicks to do that.

#2 - On 06/24/2010 at 8:45pm by clandestine77

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