Today, I was responsible for taking care of Hoppers, the rabbit belonging to my sons 3rd grade class. Tomorrow my son returns Hoppers so the next student can care for him. That won't be happening because Hoppers hopped out my 5th story window. FML
I agree, your life sucks (46649) - you totally deserved it (8335)
On 04/18/2009 at 5:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
RIP Hoppers =[
But it's kinda your fault for not paying more attention to the rabbit. Never leave anything to a 3rd grader
and first!
Hoppers will no longer be hopping... And #2 theres no pic, so it could have been an ugly bunny.. lol
poor Hoppers. :(
maybe, taxiderm him and return him?
"YAY! Hoppers is back! why isn't he hopping?"
".. i don't know.."
Omg Hoppers!! Poor baby! Run, quick! To the pet store and get a replacement Hoppers! Totally had to do that with a goldfish I was fish sitting once.
Who puts a bunny or any animal for that matter next to an open window?
#8 - On 04/18/2009 at 8:33pm by buryuntime
That's terrible! Why in the world was your window open?!
#12 - On 04/18/2009 at 8:35pm by rocketshipsxx
Was that bunny on PCP? Maybe it thought it had superpowers.
#13 - On 04/18/2009 at 8:35pm by Quinnjamin
#8: did anyone say that the OP put the bunny next to an open window, the little bunny could have just been hopping around the house, the window open and hop right out.
Awuh RIP Hoppers.
but I lol'd
sorry but it was hilarious especially the end.
go buy a new hoppers, and train it on the way home calling it hoppers
they wont know the diff.
=]
#16 - On 04/18/2009 at 8:37pm by ohhhhshizzz
ha ha ha ha ha, at least the rabits name suited him....i feel really sry for that 3rd grade class and especially sry for the person that had to clean up hoppers....
#2 no that doesnt make u a bad person, that makes u a person with sence of humor, like me...
What kind of a teacher makes kids take care of an animal? Maybe I'm wrong, but that's a bit ridiculous. If you want an animal, buy one, but don't have people who don't necessarily know what to do take care of it each weekend.
It's SO wrong to have a rabbit belong to a whole class. Damn stupid teachers who think this is EDUCATIONAL. Damn stupid people that think rabbits are pets. And yes, it was your fault, too.
#26 - On 04/18/2009 at 8:44pm by susanavieira
#3 made me giggle a bit.
Just buy a replacement rabbit that looks like Hoppers. I'm sure the teacher will understand.
#27 - On 04/18/2009 at 8:45pm by sleepykid00
#21 thats hilariouse....lmfao...
i think that the bunny thought he was a bird...was probibly on some kind of hallucinogen
This is a slight variation of one of the most widely distributed jokes on the internet. I doubt this really happened.
Y0u live on the 5th floor and have no window guards ? what if your kid fell out the window ?
#30 - On 04/18/2009 at 8:48pm by B1GV1N
Silly Hoppers! You were just so eager to go on an adventure, and look what happened!
Needless to say, you're in trouble with your mother!
#32 - On 04/18/2009 at 8:49pm by Nakedsquirrel
why was the damn rabbit so close to the window....and why did you have the rabbit out of the cage?
#33 - On 04/18/2009 at 8:50pm by 22
Just think: 3rd-graders have successfully cared for this bunny, and you were the one who finally killed him.
Poor baby. Your options now are A) Buy a new bunny that looks like Hoppers and hope no one notices or B) Allow your kid to be mercilessly persecuted in a manner that may follow him around for life over killing the class pet.
Buy a new rabbit. Easy.
Bah hah hah, #21. "YESSSS, FREEDOMMM!"
"Wait, Wait, WTF?!"
*SPAAAALAT!*
TBDI
The bunny deserved it.
(Or rabbit. Whatever.)
What rabbit is freaking stupid enough to jump out a window? Even my rabbit, which is the most retarded rabbit almost ever, wouldn't even do that. If I try to carry him NEAR the window he flips out.
hey #1, guess what?
we know you are first because there is this blue number underneath your comment...
no need to point it out
#36 - On 04/18/2009 at 8:52pm by mfylife123
eh buy em a new one. be like hoppers unfourtunately thought it would be fun to jump out the window of my apartment so, i thought you deserve a smarter rabbit. at least it wasnt kindergarteners. 3rd graders are more mature. theyll understand.
#38 - On 04/18/2009 at 8:53pm by hawaiianxpunchx3
Oh, and could you comment and tell us what he landed on? I'm curious. Hopefully nothing that made much of a mess. I remember once my hamster jumped out the window and landed on top of a stiff, but soft, bush. He survived, but I had to chase him around the yard, and he almost ran into the sewer.
Half these comments made me giggle. The other half...jeez. Calm down, it's just a story. It's just a site. We come here to laugh and enjoy the stories.
This is the first fml where people came up with more creative comment. :]
#2. I laughed too. LMAO. Go out and by an identical rabbit, they won't know the difference.
#43 - On 04/18/2009 at 9:08pm by xsouthernkiss
hahaha, the rabbit pwned himself..... EPIC HOP FAIL!!!! hahaha
P.S: i bet he landed on someones head
i guess that's why they call him hoppers!
i agree with 48 and 49 though, if you replace him/her with a similar looking rabbit no one will probably notice.
#50 - On 04/18/2009 at 9:34pm by leggomyeggo
LOL- I had something very close to this happen to me when I was younger...
My Dog killed the class hamster on x-mas eve when I was 7
Make sure the replacement looks really close. ;)
#52 - On 04/18/2009 at 9:47pm by Blue_Blur
I hope your local pet store is open on Sunday. Poor rabbit, he's like "I CAN'T TAKE THIS FUCKING SHIT ANY MORE!!!!!111!!"
no. 7, you are a total douchebag for actually replacing someone elses fish. also, i would soooo lol if i saw a rabbit fly out of a window out of freaking no where
#54 - On 04/18/2009 at 9:49pm by fuckXemoXkids
Man...I remember when I was in elementary school I had a class pet to exchange around...but it was like a personified object. And we were the gifted school.
Taking care of rabbit.
Rabbit hopping out of the window.
?????????????
PROFIT!
#56 - On 04/18/2009 at 9:52pm by Cyborg6060
*cries* poor bunny.
I definitely advise you not to be a pet owner. And shut your windows, for God' sake!
#58 - On 04/18/2009 at 10:01pm by lologirl419
#21 best comment
1) you are STOOOOOOOPID for taking the rabbit out of the cage
2) you are even STOOOOOPIDER for leaving the window open
my suggestions
1) you need help...FAST
#59 - On 04/18/2009 at 10:02pm by xstaticdelta
Hoppers: I'm flying I'm flyi- Ahhhhhh
Random person walking underneath: *humming*
[splat]
Random person: So...there's a rabbit on my head... *shrugs* *keeps walking*
Hoppers: Great. On the bright side I'm free of the dumb kids. On the down side...Im now on the head of a dumb guy...
#62 - On 04/18/2009 at 10:03pm by Free_Filly
Hoppers chose a gruesome plunge to his death instead of returning to the 3rd grade class. Maybe that says something about his life up till now.
Guys, her kid is a third-grader. Not a retarded bunny rabbit or an especially bouncy neonate. Not having sufficient window protection to prevent rabbit-suicide does not mean that her 9 or 10-year-old child is in a lot of danger of falling out of it. Unless her kid really likes jumping towards vast, open windows. Then there may be problems.
@ 62:
"Today, I was walking through my apartment building's parking lot, when all of a sudden I was hit in the head. I woke up 5 minutes later to see a dead bunny on the ground beside me. FML."
I think replacing someone's fish is the dictionary definition of no big deal. I mean, it a fucking fish. They're pretty much purely decorative. It would be like replacing a poster that got torn. They all look the same, you can't really train them to do anything, you can't develop a legitimate emotional attachment to one (and certainly not a reciprocal one), and they just drop dead for no reason. It wasn't the sitter's fault the fish died, in all likelihood. I mean, it could have been, but it could have died with or without her input. It was nice of her to replace him.
Wow, #16. Brilliant conclusion. No doubt, Hoppers was a super rabbit, nay, a BIONIC rabbit, capable of hopping from the ground up 2 1/2 / 3 feet up, and magically jump straight THROUGH a window, down 6 stories. One must, of course wonder, how such a wonder-Rabbit would not be capable of surviving such a fall.
Or maybe you're just an absolute idiot.
#72 - On 04/18/2009 at 10:33pm by WarlordofAmerica
That's disgusting. I hope you buy them a new one and explain what happened. Why didn't you pay more attention to him?
this made me day. thank you.
may Hoppers be in a better place.
#75 - On 04/18/2009 at 10:54pm by not_ur_mexican
Glue and tape: $5
Googly Eyes: $0.75
The face of your son's 3rd grade teacher looking at her dead rabbit put together with glue and tape and some googly eyes:..........Priceless
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else, there's MasterCard.....lol
My parents tried to replace our pets without our noticing. We did. You have to tell your son. And probably his class. And then buy another bunny.
#77 - On 04/18/2009 at 10:56pm by alwaysalady
awwww poor little guy
i sure hope there was nothing particularly striking about him
if not, buy a new one!
Damn, that sucks. I had a friend one time and he was an asshole to his guinea pig. Well, one day it decided to gouge its eyes out and jump off the top of his cage to kill himself. XD Poor piggy, and Hoppers. :(
#79 - On 04/18/2009 at 10:57pm by DarrianButtface
how the heck did he fall out the window?
seriously? did u just like leave it open???
i dont really get that. but that does suck :[
I had a similar experience when I was in 3rd grade...our class had a pet parakeet and one weekend I got to take him home. However, the top of the cage was broken and the teacher hadn't gotten around to properly fixing it, so when I was carrying it back to the classroom, the roof came off and the bird got away. It sat in a tree for a while so my teacher's dad came to try and get it out of the tree but he was unsuccessful :( Not quite as tragic as yours, but I know what it's like nevertheless!
lol #11: suicidal bunny?
i guess hoppers wasn't a very happy hopper there
#83 - On 04/18/2009 at 11:13pm by klutzywriter
dont call the teacher!! go to the pet store and bye one EXACTLY like it!
#84 - On 04/18/2009 at 11:16pm by bubbles09y0
this reminds me of what happened to me in kindergarden :(
I was the second last person to take care of our class hamster, and I played with it too much that I accidentally killed it... When I had to return it for the last kid to take care of it, I said it was sleeping. He came back the next day with the dead hamster, thinking he killed it :(
I never told anyone it was me.
57 do you not let your rabbits out of their cages? you don't just keep them penned up- they need to run around.
#88 - On 04/18/2009 at 11:28pm by killrockst4rs
I envy people who can laugh about this. Normally I could too, but for some reason this just tears me up inside. I can picture it so vividly...
Maybe it is because I have a rabbit of my own. I do not know. I can find humour in far more tragic affairs, such as actual people dying. But there is something about an animal like a rabbit...its complete innocence, its inability to comprehend its fate...
:(
#72: You don't know how high up or low the window was, how close, or how high the bunny could hop.
So stfu and stop talking to me.
#92 - On 04/18/2009 at 11:48pm by ohhhhshizzz
You know, I think he just landed and walked away just fine.
And has a nice house and family in Texas.
And is doing just fine without you and the 3rd graders, thank you very much.
#95 - On 04/18/2009 at 11:56pm by epicfailkid
Aww poor Hoppers :(
At least he doesn't have to live with that annoying name anymore :P
"Hoppers"
#97 - On 04/18/2009 at 11:59pm by Rainingtopaz
#15. you got me in stiches.
Call the teacher right away, and tell her you'll buy a bunny JUST LIKE Hoppers.
Happened to my brother. Excpet it was a frog.
#100 - On 04/19/2009 at 12:01am by xXPeachRoseXx
#35, not everyone's rabbit is like yours rabbit. Maybe Hoppers didn't know what a window was or maybe he had jumped out of one before, not just one on a 5th floor.
#57 I agree with you. I don't understand people who laugh at these, but maybe that's just me.
@ OP please use some common sense.
If you have a rabbit roaming free in your apartment, don't keep the windows open or keep the animal in another room where there isn't anything dangerous to him/her.
With animals, anything is possible. Whenever I open a window in a room so the air would change, I close the door so my cat couldn't sneak out on his own (he can't open doors, atleast yet) and I try to keep an eye on him. Even so, he once managed to escape, but this story ended in a happier manner; it was from a 1st floor and I caught him soon after.
What I'm trying to say is, even when you're careful accidents do happen, but some precautions should always be taken, and - sad but true - there's tons of people who treat animals way too recklessly. We were given brains, there's nothing wrong in using them too.
P.S. Don't try to buy a replacement. They _will_ know. They are kids and they (assumingly) loved that rabbit.
TL;DR SUMMARY; omigawd a bunny died sob :'( ppl be careful w/ animals plz!
how will he have to return it tomorrow??
its sunday?!?!
#103 - On 04/19/2009 at 12:18am by YOULLNEVERKNOWW1
86,
ROFL, that was mean :-)
102,
have some humor, I mean, how can you not laugh at Hoppers hopped out of my 5th story window.
Sure she should have been more careful, but it WAS A RABBIT.
It could have gotten out of the cage, my hamsters used to do that unfortuntately while we were on a week long vacation.
One of them made my cat a very happy feline.
#106 - On 04/19/2009 at 12:36am by yzarci57
wow in 3rd grade we got to take home a pet hedgehog. Let's just say, our dog didn't enjoy getting pricked in the face, and especially hated when the doctor tested him for rabies. What kind of class pet would have rabies?! Jesus that doctor was a f*g
#108 - On 04/19/2009 at 12:47am by thatsbull95
#106 Aww, poor hamster. :(
Wait, you were away for a week, I hope you had someone watching after your animals?
Why doesn't anyone think YDI? It is your fault. How does a rabbit jump out a window? It should have been in its cage and if it was out it should have supervised.
It's wrong that they pass that poor animal around like a hot potato where it will never have a real, loving home.
YDI
The teacher makes the parents take care of a fucking rabbit?
#112 - On 04/19/2009 at 1:09am by trucanadian
I don't think the rabbit was suicidal, otherwise it would have committed HAREy-Carey.
#113 - On 04/19/2009 at 1:10am by doof_fisch
Usually I would be sad about this, but for some reason it just cracks me up imagining a person get hit in the head by a rabbit
@ 69
Bahahahahaha
"Today, I heard a small, faint voice screaming for help. I thought it was my conscience. Hours later, I awoke in hospital to find not only had I ignored the voice, I had been knocked out cold by a flying rabbit. I lived. The rabbit didn't. FML"
Bahahaha
#114 - On 04/19/2009 at 1:13am by Free_Filly
k does any1 else find it hilarious tto b reading the comments and being like "omg buy a new hoppers!" like, lol
i dont even know, im insane.
Today, I jumped from a fifth story window to end my torment from being passed from one snotty little 3rd grader to another. FML.
#119 - On 04/19/2009 at 1:47am by I_am_stupid_also
Nooooo!!! It's always the cute ones !!!! RIP hoppers he will still be hopping happily in our hearts :'( sniff
#121 - On 04/19/2009 at 2:11am by average_girl
Your fault for letting the bunny hop around without you watching it...and for being a dumbass and leaving the window open for him to jump. He probably hated that you weren't paying attention to him...and became suicidal. YOU DESERVE IT.
#122 - On 04/19/2009 at 2:16am by fyourmomslife
hahahahahaha...i'm terrible for laughing. that's quite sad :[ maybe get a new bunny? quickly?
#123 - On 04/19/2009 at 2:21am by elanajoy
LMFAO I so thought of Donkey from Shrek. "I'm a Donkey on the edge!!!"
only...in this case it was a bunny, Lmfao.
#127 - On 04/19/2009 at 3:17am by Bella_x
This happens often (not the exact same death), It also why I only ever send kids home with a teddy to look after.
#130 - On 04/19/2009 at 4:59am by Snow_White
oh for god sake people get a sense of humor!
i've had 5 rabbits & they all died - & i STILL find this funny
yes it's sad & i feel sorry for the class but i'm guessing the OP wanted the bunny to run around for a while - it was probably a bunny used to being outside... so thats where it went. end of story.
don't bother buying a new one, kids always know. just tell the teacher, it's not actually you're fault as much as you'd think...
What in the hell were u doin to the rabbit to make it jump out the window
#135 - On 04/19/2009 at 7:34am by Darkchild715
wow. you're a horrible person and i kind of hope someone pushes you out of a 5 story window.
#137 - On 04/19/2009 at 8:14am by blueberry7
i feel so bad for laughing. but the way you worded it and the comments just cracked me up. i'm sorry hoppers.
If this is really true, then you're pathetic...how the hell did anyone let you have a kid if you aren't even responsible enough to take care of a rabbit for a day?
#139 - On 04/19/2009 at 10:21am by taureau139
hahahahahahaha #71.
Sad this happened... but I really laughed.
#140 - On 04/19/2009 at 10:34am by dancing_bear
i guess that's why they call him hoppers ;)
GO BUY ANOTHER ONE :)
hahaha.
I don't think the teacher is going to let you bring the class pet home anymore ;)
You suck for having the window open and not watching the rabbit more carefully. Maybe you can buy another rabbit and tell the kids that "Hoppers needed a vacation so his brother is coming to visit"?
#143 - On 04/19/2009 at 11:25am by audiogasmic
I can see the PTA meeting now.
OP (whispering): "I have to tell you, Joyce... I did something terrible."
Joyce: "What? What was it? Was it my husband? That lying, sneak--"
OP: "No... I killed Hoppers, then bought a replacement so the kids wouldn't know."
Joyce: "Oh, that. Yeah, I did that. So did Sandy. And Maria. A bunch of us did-- you should join our book club!"
#144 - On 04/19/2009 at 11:26am by screwloose
hahahahahahaha hahahahahahah aahahaha this is so funny, well written "hoppers hopped out my 5th story window" hahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Who cares how the bunny fell out of the window, this is freaking hilarious.
#147 - On 04/19/2009 at 11:58am by turtlebots
Lol omg!!! Go get a new one that looks just like it!!!!!
#148 - On 04/19/2009 at 12:12pm by ILoveJace01
We had a guinea pig named Snuggles as a class pet when I was younger. He lived a lot longer than the average guinea pig, so every time he came home with me, we were always afraid that he would die on us. I feel your pain to an extent. I hope the other children aren't mean to your son because of this.
#151 - On 04/19/2009 at 1:35pm by BeautyAndBrains
The real issue here is that you have an open window in a 5th story apartment. Not to mention you have young children running around. Ever heard of Eric Clapton?
Maybe it didnt die, noones mention that possibility, i heard rabbits we're like cats in that they always land on their feet so the rabbit might of survived...!
#154 - On 04/19/2009 at 2:20pm by XxnandotorresxX
"Today, I was supposed to go back to my 3rd grade class with a bunch of obnoxious little kids who I can't stand. But I found an open 5th story window and knew it was a sign from god. I had to choose between going back to the classroom, or going through the window. I chose the window. FML"
i think the poor thing commited bunny-cide =(
poor Hoppers. hope your son doesn't get crap from his classmates..its not his fault what happened to the rabbit.
#157 - On 04/19/2009 at 4:14pm by summersong89
don't replace it- rabbits are not good pets for kids and nobody knows how to take care of them properly anyways. it pisses me off. i can't even imagine what kind of care this poor bun had between all the families that had him.
kitty i'm glad to hear you know how to take care of your buns. i just had to ask. so many people are so ignorant when it comes to rabbits and i just wish more people would do proper research before buying/adopting them.
#158 - On 04/19/2009 at 4:38pm by killrockst4rs
@148, some rabbits actually do 'scream' when they're very scared or right when they're about to die.
Honestly, why would you leave a window open with a rabbit in the house? I'm assuming it's a tiny rabbit, since it's a classroom pet, but even little rabbits can sometimes jump really high, often even higher than larger rabbits.
YDI, but definitely FYL
#159 - On 04/19/2009 at 4:45pm by IToldYouSo
it's not necessarily the OP's fault.. you don't know if it got out of it's cage or out of her hands or anything.
some of those rabbits are pretty quick...
SOME.
#160 - On 04/19/2009 at 4:53pm by effyourlife_
Your negligence resulted in the loss of a rabbit's life. Congratulations.
#161 - On 04/19/2009 at 4:57pm by thelonelylurker
Can you care for a defenseless animal better than a 3rd grader? Survey says....
#165 - On 04/19/2009 at 7:42pm by FoundManyLemons
buy a new rabbit that looks exactly like the other one..they won't even know
#166 - On 04/19/2009 at 10:22pm by propelks09
Why was the rabbit out of it's cage, next to an open window? Hope you don't have any pets that actually belong to you...
I'm pretty sure this one is a fake because my sister has a pet rabbit and it will never jump down from something unless it is sure it can make it down
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? Never leave a bunny unattended. AND DON'T ever leave your window / screen doors open when you have an animal in the house. It's just plain stupid. Sorry. YDI. I hope you never own a pet of your own.. I wouldn't want to know what would happen to them.
The day this was written was a saturday, how could you have returned the bunny the next day to the school for the next kid if the next day was sunday?
#173 - On 04/20/2009 at 7:51am by highskoolnvrends
rabbit bedding: 15 $
rabbit food: 6 $
water from your tap: 0$
This FML, or the expression of the bystanders who saw hoppers last moments: priceless!
Hmmm, also since you know that he hopped out of the window, as opposed to jumped, does that mean you watched him hop out of the window? He woulda lived up to the name thumper too, hop.................thump!
I loled so much after reading #23.
Poor hoppers! I love animals, but shit happens.
#179 - On 04/20/2009 at 7:54pm by rxysurfbum07
dont you have a screen on your window?!?! R.I.P. Hoppers i'll miss you :'(
#181 - On 04/20/2009 at 9:36pm by randomhappyguy
i laughed when i read this.
and i own a rabbit.
and to whoever said "what was he doing out of his cage?", "rabbits aren't pets", "why is your window open if you have a kid?"...
my rabbit is never in her cage. she's litter trained and goes wherever she wants.
and rabbits make great pets.
and rabbits can fit through very small spaces. you'd be surprised.
i agree that having a rabbit as a class pet is stupid though. it's a lot more responsibility than one would think, and it's not good for one to have constant new owners. or to be around hyper children.
i wouldn't really say FYL. i'd say the teacher is an idiot.
Why were there windows open with a small fluffy bunny hopping around? O_o
#186 - On 04/22/2009 at 11:44am by anon_anon_anon
hahah you can't tell me this isn't funny.
the way you wrote it just provokes me even more.
animals dying shouldn't be this funny.
#187 - On 04/22/2009 at 5:09pm by vickyxanne
I can't be the only person to think of this: http://www.amazon.com/Book-Bunny-Suicides-Andy-Riley/dp/0452285186
Today, I was on a date with this girl I really liked. After a movie, we decided to walk down an alley so I can sneak in a kiss, but as we stopped near an apartment building, a bunny fell from the sky and hit her on her head, then splat on the pavement and it got all over our clothes. She was so freaked out she ran, and I never saw her again. FML.
#189 - On 04/23/2009 at 3:38pm by primogen18
I'm not going to lie. The rabbit is a small price to pay. You can always go get another that looks like the one from your kids class. The part that concerns me is that a rabbit fell out of a window in your home. As an EMT, its not uncommon for us to get children who fall out the window during the warm months. If the rabbit died from falling, good chance your children could as well. Let the rabbit's death be a sign that you need to childproof your home.
just get a replacement rabbit, they won't know the difference.
and find some recipes, I hear rabbit meat is tasty (no reason for it to go to waste, especially since it's already tenderized)
hmm i thought animals were smarter than that... i have three cats, all three of which sit on the balcony in my house all the time. they never jump though. (shrugs) i guess rabbits are wired differently. RIP Hoppers
#192 - On 04/23/2009 at 8:58pm by tRiViUm256
POOR BUNNY!!!!!!! thats horrible, im pretty sure it wasnt intentional on your part, RIP hoppers :(
#194 - On 04/24/2009 at 1:23pm by crystalballzzz
O THATS SO WEIRD
I JUST KILLED MY BUNNY TOO :)
**on acident ;)
#195 - On 04/25/2009 at 1:44pm by thebeeskneesyeah
Buy a replacement.
I bet the hoppers that jumped out of your window was the last kid's replacement. bahahahahaah.
#196 - On 04/26/2009 at 4:26pm by ShadowMystika
LOL.. sorry that reminds me of Just Married when the dog jumps out the window, and btw i think the concept of it jumping out the window is funny, not the fact that it did jump out the window.
#197 - On 04/28/2009 at 6:35pm by chyeaitskim
#2 I laughed too so...haha nope it doesn't.  haha that's hilarious!!!!
Hoppers hopped his last hop. Haha I suggest what most people have already said go out and buy a new hoppers. XD
#200 - On 05/25/2009 at 11:54pm by rosalie_haostn
Ahahahahahahahahahaha that's hilarious, poor bunny though
#202 - On 06/03/2009 at 9:53pm by hoffman861
You are completely deserving to feel stupid, don't let those numbers deceive you. Don't feel to bad it was an accident but I am sure hoppers didn't hop up to the window from the ground or something.. Did hoppers, hop 4 feet to the window from the kitchen table? No you put the rabbit by the window, derrrrrr
You're an idiot. How did you let the poor rabbit near the window? And then you make a pun out of his name. Disgusting.
#204 - On 06/15/2009 at 7:46pm by jewelzgalore
don't they make a calendar or something with suicidal bunnies? you can add his picture to it.
that's gotta suck all around. I can't imagine what the poor animal thought when he was falling.
hahahahahaha OMG!!! i laughed so hard reading this!!! my sister has a rabbit so i forwarded it to her and she called me an asshole. I cant help it its just so terrible its hilarious
#207 - On 07/27/2009 at 7:27pm by afl0ck0fg0ats
im kind of seeing a scene from the simpsons when bart and homer are stuck in the woods and they go and hunt for food. so they set up a sling to capture a rodent to eat. a rabbit steps in it and is slung hundreds of feet into the air. when i imagine this im getting those sound effects... the sound effect for a rabbit jumping out a window... silence....silence...silence.... THUD.
#210 - On 12/17/2009 at 5:41pm by partyboy9013
