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Today, I was responsible for taking care of Hoppers, the rabbit belonging to my sons 3rd grade class. Tomorrow my son returns Hoppers so the next student can care for him. That won't be happening because Hoppers hopped out my 5th story window. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61286) - you deserved it (13911)

On 04/18/2009 at 5:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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He lives up to his name.

#3 - On 04/18/2009 at 8:32pm by JustAndrew79

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poor Hoppers. :(

maybe, taxiderm him and return him?
"YAY! Hoppers is back! why isn't he hopping?"
".. i don't know.."

#6 - On 04/18/2009 at 8:33pm by _apecakez

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