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Today, my boyfriend and I were looking for our bubblegum flavored "numbing" lotion to have some morning fun. We couldnt find it anywhere. After about 10 minutes, my little nephew comes from my room crying and drool coming out of his mouth. He smelt like bubblegum, his mouth and tongue were all numb. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23115) - you deserved it (5882)

On 01/12/2009 at 10:37am - intimacy - by LiLGeek - United States (California)

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how the fuck are you supposed to have fun with numbing lotion? thats like non-alcoholic beer.

#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 9:22pm by timmytwofinger

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your life doesnt suck. you were about to have sex. you arent a little kid who accidently ate a bottle of lube.

#14 - On 03/25/2009 at 3:59am by MasterDood

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