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Today, my boyfriend and I were looking for our bubblegum flavored "numbing" lotion to have some morning fun. We couldnt find it anywhere. After about 10 minutes, my little nephew comes from my room crying and drool coming out of his mouth. He smelt like bubblegum, his mouth and tongue were all numb. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20498) - you deserved it (5305)

On 01/12/2009 at 10:37am - intimacy - by LiLGeek - United States (California)

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