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Today, my boyfriend and I were looking for our bubblegum flavored "numbing" lotion to have some morning fun. We couldnt find it anywhere. After about 10 minutes, my little nephew comes from my room crying and drool coming out of his mouth. He smelt like bubblegum, his mouth and tongue were all numb. FML
how the fuck are you supposed to have fun with numbing lotion? thats like non-alcoholic beer.
Numbing lube is bad. You tear something, and you won't be able to feel it until later. Pain is a signal to your brain to let you know if you need to change what you're doing.
Also, how'd your nephew get it?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 22 January 2015