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Today, I got my son's phone bill (the phone I got him to call us from college). I found out he's been calling a phone sex hotline everyday. He hasn't called us once. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36558) - you deserved it (7946)

On 04/11/2010 at 2:34am - intimacy - by dannytriplet - United States (Texas)

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You can call him?

#2 - On 04/11/2010 at 10:10am by ishama13

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Sorry, OP, but you deserve it for giving him a phone and paying his bills. If he doesn't know the value of the money, make him work to worth it.

#13 - On 04/11/2010 at 10:15am by Melanef

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