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Today, I got my son's phone bill (the phone I got him to call us from college). I found out he's been calling a phone sex hotline everyday. He hasn't called us once. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29127) - you deserved it (6136)

On 04/11/2010 at 2:34am - intimacy - by dannytriplet - United States (Texas)

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