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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (80470) - you deserved it (5445)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by Mike (man) - United States (New York)

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that is so horrible. Dump her.

#1 - On 02/21/2009 at 6:59pm by graycee7

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did u ask her if anything ever got lost in her huge vagina?

#8 - On 02/21/2009 at 7:19pm by machine

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