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Today, cops showed up at my apartment demanding to look inside. Satisfied with the search, they told me they had received a noise complaint. More specifically, hearing screams someone believed a girl was getting raped. I had two friends over and we had been wrestling. The three of us are male. FML

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On 04/14/2009 at 10:05am - intimacy - by Obee (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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I don't think you were just wrestling...

#3 - On 04/14/2009 at 2:06pm by kristenlee

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lol I wonder what the police thought you'd been doing once they realized there was no girl there.

#5 - On 04/14/2009 at 2:10pm by Drode

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