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Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55916) - you deserved it (19869)

On 02/05/2009 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Foxy (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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2 girls 1 cup

#1 - On 02/05/2009 at 11:21am by justin

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I think that's called a "Roman Shower". And that's gross.

#6 - On 02/05/2009 at 12:51pm by Gross

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