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Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (143245) - you deserved it (20661)

On 04/13/2009 at 9:44am - intimacy - by Hikara (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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Hahahahaha. Tricked your dick.

#4 - On 04/13/2009 at 2:38pm by heathcoate

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Ouch that must have sucked, be sure to pull the same prank on her whenever you get the chance ;P

#1 - On 04/13/2009 at 2:33pm by TidusBlade

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