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Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35426) - you deserved it (5990)

On 03/26/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by Haley. - United States (Arizona)

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...a guy frightened by his own fart has no business reproducing.

#4 - On 03/27/2010 at 3:38am by texas_justice

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OP admit it.. it was you..

#3 - On 03/27/2010 at 3:37am by xSPiDERPiGx

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