Today, I realized that my new boyfriend only showers about once every ten days, and to get him to shower more often I have to bribe him with oral sex. FML
by Anonymous / 03/19/2010 at 6:05am / United Kingdom (Wakefield) / Intimacy
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Ewwwwwwwwwwww. That's f*cking nasty. Give him some books on why showering and bathing is important.
And don't bribe him with oral sex any more. Sex shouldn't be used to bribe people. That cheapens it and makes you look pathetic.
#2 - On 03/19/2010 at 1:58pm by snickerdoodles
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I hope you give him oral AFTER he bathes at least. gross.
#4 - On 03/19/2010 at 2:03pm by Cokencsi
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