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Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10342) - you deserved it (23058)

On 03/18/2010 at 6:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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