Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML

by Anonymous / 03/18/2010 at 6:39am / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy

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  • I'm sorry but who laughs when it's their FIRST TIME??? I know this might be too much info but I was in pain. I was in nooo laughing mood. YDI

    #9 - On 03/18/2010 at 11:09am by Melly14398

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  • about a low blow...sorry ur first time was a disaster but on the bright side "more practice" will eventually make u a pro

    #8 - On 03/18/2010 at 11:08am by boosky51509

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