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Today, I called my girlfriend and she answered telling me how amazing the sex was last night and she can't wait to see me later. I didn't see her last night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (78535) - you deserved it (3147)

On 02/20/2009 at 6:42pm - intimacy - by screewit (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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