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Today, I woke up after having had sex with my 4-year crush expecting to find him in bed next to me. Instead, I found my cell phone with a text message from him that said "you should really do something about the pimples on your ass." FML

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On 02/20/2009 at 6:25pm - intimacy - by acw2110 (woman) - United States (New York)

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If he pays that much attention to your ass? You may have a secret Butt Pirate on your hands, dude.

#8 - On 02/21/2009 at 12:30am by Crackandcheese

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#7 How do you correlate pimples with being fat? Sorry I don't see the connection.

#12 - On 02/21/2009 at 2:25am by Kat

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