By acw2110 - 20/02/2009 23:25 - United States

Spicy
Today, I woke up after having had sex with my 4-year crush expecting to find him in bed next to me. Instead, I found my cell phone with a text message from him that said "you should really do something about the pimples on your ass." FML
I agree, your life sucks 73 679
You deserved it 12 032

Same thing different taste

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Crackandcheese 0

If he pays that much attention to your ass? You may have a secret Butt Pirate on your hands, dude.

#7 How do you correlate pimples with being fat? Sorry I don't see the connection.

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Crackandcheese 0

If he pays that much attention to your ass? You may have a secret Butt Pirate on your hands, dude.

lmao crackandcheese secret butt pirate?xD haha stay awesome!

laylay33 6

That's actually kinda nasty and I agree with your crush!!

#7 How do you correlate pimples with being fat? Sorry I don't see the connection.

aww i'm sorry, i've had a pimple there before and it's awkward! don't let him judge you for THAT.. seriously?! he's an asshole, try to get over him as fast as you can.

Lol #14 L2read. Its clearly someone they've had a crush on for 4 years. Where does it say 4 year old?

Lolol, #11 they said that their partner was a guy, so I am assuming that the poster is a girl. Maybe a gay guy, but I doubt it. He is an asshole, but maybe take his advice?

liveitlearnit 0

tons of girls get pimples on their asses. don't worry about him. a guy like that isn't worthy of your acne.

crazycar 0

Assne sucks. I've had one or two. And who says he hit it from the back. Maybe he felt it on her has during foreplay. But still, **** that dude in the goat ass! You don't need or want someone so immature.

awefjio 0

yeauhh don't really see that connection #7.

#26, say hypothetically, those two got married earlier. And -then- had sex. How does that help the situation?