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Today, After Going To The Doctor To Have Him Look At A Rash On My Man Bits, I Askd Him How To Get Rid Of The Redness!! He Shruggd And Said: "Don't Worry, Nobody Will See It Other Than U And Me." He's Right!! FML


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On 03/12/2010 at 7:19pm - intimacy - by argh (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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"Hey girl, want to see my man bits?"

#3 - On 03/13/2010 at 3:12am by FYLDeep

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Shitty luck dude just wait everybody gets their time sooner or later

#2 - On 03/13/2010 at 3:10am by UberDood777

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