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Today, after going to the doctor to have him look at a rash on my man bits, I asked him how to get rid of the redness. He shrugged and said: "Don't worry, nobody will see it other than you and me." He's right. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20112) - you deserved it (2386)

On 03/12/2010 at 7:19pm - intimacy - by argh (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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"Hey girl, want to see my man bits?"

#3 - On 03/13/2010 at 3:12am by FYLDeep

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YDI for calling your genitals your "man bits." That's a bit strange.

FYL for having a rash there though. That's got to be agonizing. Put a little coconut oil on it. Coconut oil is valued for its healing properties, and I have used it countless times to heal rashes. It always works. If you do that, you won't get an allergic reaction, and it will heal the rash very quickly. You can even fap while you apply it. :-D

#7 - On 03/13/2010 at 3:13am by snickerdoodles

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