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Today, after going to the doctor to have him look at a rash on my man bits, I asked him how to get rid of the redness. He shrugged and said: "Don't worry, nobody will see it other than you and me." He's right. FML

I agree, your life sucks (14545) - you deserved it (1663)

On 03/12/2010 at 7:19pm - intimacy - by argh (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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