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Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12526) - you deserved it (2148)

On 03/10/2010 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Jamie - United States (Florida)

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