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Today, when I went to see a movie with my best friend, and there were 3 girls loudly discussing blow job techniques. I texted my boyfriend about how gross the conversation was. His reply was "Pay attention. You might learn something." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7869) - you deserved it (15581)

On 03/10/2010 at 6:05am - intimacy - by ohno - United States

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