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Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML

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On 03/08/2010 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Ah - Sent from mobile version

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What's wrong with Bon Jovi?!?!?!

#1 - On 03/08/2010 at 6:11am by Anonnamus

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Give it a chance--He could have played Hannah Montana and put on a dress. Count your blessings!

#3 - On 03/08/2010 at 6:12am by okieraider71

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