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Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10265) - you deserved it (3769)

On 03/08/2010 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Ah - Sent from mobile version

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