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Today, I went to a party and crashed on the bedroom floor. I woke up to sex noises coming from the bed. I pretended to still be asleep. I sent a text to my boyfriend to tell him about it. I heard his phone beep from over in the bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33451) - you deserved it (3009)

On 03/07/2010 at 2:56pm - intimacy - by woopdeedo_1 (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

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Perhaps he lent it to a friend? Or it's just a really big coincidence? Or...
Yeah, he cheated on you. FYL.

#5 - On 03/07/2010 at 7:26pm by boopityboppity

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if the room was dark you could've knocked out the girl he was with and just take her spot.

#9 - On 03/07/2010 at 7:28pm by YOUbeTROLLIN

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