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Today, I had sex with my girlfriend in her room. That means: Jonas Brothers posters on the wall, Jonas Brothers pillows, sheets, comforter and stuffed dog. After we did it, she apologized to her posters for having to see that, since they're pure. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29257) - you deserved it (7934)

On 03/06/2010 at 9:31am - intimacy - by ICantBelieveThis - United States (New York)

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jonas bros. how old is she. u sure she is legal age??

#8 - On 03/06/2010 at 2:00pm by maph3rs

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you fucking a 7 year old?! dump her ass man!

#6 - On 03/06/2010 at 1:59pm by dphilipson12

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