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Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5965) - you deserved it (15955)

On 03/06/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Washington)

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