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yesterday I was in mah room, in mah brief and texting mah grlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as mah camera phone clicked, mah mom walked in. You can see mah mom in the picture screaming at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9757) - you deserved it (28199)

On 03/06/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Washington)

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#1 - On 03/06/2010 at 9:53am by Aert1ok995

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This is what happens when you give an idiot any form of technology that has a camera on it.

#9 - On 03/06/2010 at 10:00am by Talksyic

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