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Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8998) - you deserved it (26333)

On 03/06/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Washington)

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hahahahaha

#1 - On 03/06/2010 at 9:53am by Aert1ok995

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This is what happens when you give an idiot any form of technology that has a camera on it.

#9 - On 03/06/2010 at 10:00am by Talksyic

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