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Today, I got a 95 on my term project. To congratulate me, my boyfriend said we're having sex tonight. I only get laid if I get good grades. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16454) - you deserved it (4021)

On 03/04/2010 at 10:48am - intimacy - by lalararara - United States

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